The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson

Having seen the movie and read the novel, I have to say that the movie adaptation of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is vastly superior, and also much more entertaining than the novel.

Which isn’t to say that the novel is desperately poor, but it is unjustifiably long, with vast stretches that are not only superfluous, but simply unnecessary, such as Blonkvist’s affair with Cecilia, which I found distracting, utterly pointless, and excruciatingly repetitive — just how many times did Blonkvist call or visit Cecilia’s house?

Apparently, the rule in writing is show don’t tell. I personally don’t totally agree with this rule, so long as the “tell” is justifiable and in context. Larsson dedicates vast portions of exhaustive (and exhausting) cryptic exposition to Salander’s life up front, which I found to be so extensive, that it interrupted the flow, and I would on occasion lose track of where the characters were and what they were supposed to be doing

I must confess, there is something compelling about Larsson’s style of writing and the byzantine interweaving story threads (a trait common to several of my own novels). However, the feeling is one of academic curiosity rather than literary entertainment, as if reading a report of a dastardly crime, one writ free of emotive diversions. But at the same time, the sheer profligacy and tedium of unnecessary minutia are an anchor weighing very, very heavily throughout.

The dispassionate and clinical nature of Larsson’s writing style isn’t without its flaws. In places, it came over so rigidly that the expectation of him mentioning the pine scented forests of Sweden, akin to the odour of detergents, would have made me laugh at the irony. In fairness, at times, that efficiency (of style, rather than of writing) was justifiable, such as with the exposition of Salander’s hitherto unmentionable early, deeply troubled upbringing. However, a departure from this style would have helped engender some feeling or attachment to the characters, most of which I would feel nothing towards, had I not seen the movie. Salander is not merely emotionally underdeveloped, but almost lobotomised, so how is she even capable of any form of self analysis? Blonkvist just feels flat and insubstantial.

Larsson clearly felt compelled to draw the reader into the homogeny of Blonkvist’s life at the cabin on Hedeby island — monotonous days, blending into weeks, merging into months — to such a degree that I had to live through many of them and their endless routines (he made coffee, he ate sandwich, he thought for a long time, he read a report, he visited Suzanne’s Bridge Café, he went for a walk, he bought groceries, he smoked a cigarette) over and over and over again. That said, within the hum-drum of Blonkvist’s domestic island life, there are some excellent observations of human behaviour, mostly subtle and simple, but precise and delivered with the expediency that Larsson is / was adept at.

The story is broadly interesting and buried in subtle layers, which are often revealed in intriguing and very balanced and natural ways, once you subtract the aforementioned repetition and wastefulness. An example would be how Blonkvist’s daughter provided a crucial clue, or how Blonkvist tireless examination of the family photography unearthed clues of their own. But I have to say, as Blonkvist and Salander eventually dug their way towards the truth, the treatment of the serial murderer came over in too great a haste. Given that I’d already trudged so far, I wasn’t given the chance to savour any of the subtleties.

Anyone who’s familiar with Silence of the Lambs will have detected the routine almost immediately — take a genius, give them a disturbed childhood, make him a serial killer, and include the obligatory fantastical pattern to attach their murderous proclivities to. At least in the movie, tedium was substituted with cinematic tension.

The overwhelming effect is that I’m reading two different novels, one that just happens to have emerged from the other, whereas I didn’t have this feeling at all when watching the movie. Yes, the novel holds together, but the time between the Wennerstrom affair at the beginning and its resurrection and subsequent conclusion towards the end gives the feel of a denouement that’s lost its way. The whole thing is just too sprawling.

Perhaps like Salander or Blonkvist, I need to consider what I’ve read for a very long time, because I’m unsure if my time is likely to be invested wisely reading the remainder of the trilogy, especially if they’re to be adapted into movies, which I would hope maintain the high quality of the first, which eclipses the novel is almost every single regard.

I gave The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 3 out of 5 stars, whereas I gave the movie 5.

An experimentation in marketing!

Okay, I’m running an experiment, and Earth Day is the Guinea pig. So what’s the experiment? Marketing, that’s what. Actually, I’m running two experiments: one with Facebook Ads; another with StumbleUpon Paid Discovery.

Facebook Ads

Because of the CPC (Cost Per Click), Facebook Ads is less likely to make me any significant money. Okay, I’ll be losing money. However, that’s not the point — it’s an experiment! So, as a learning process, I’ll gradually feel my way into things. And by setting a reasonably low budget, I won’t suffer from any runaway dead-end clicks that soak up every last penny.

I’m using the Amazon listing of Earth Day as the target page. Also, I’ve been very specific about my target audience — I’m using “Science Fiction Books” and “Apocalyptic and Post-Apocalyptic Fiction” as the interests.

StumbleUpon Paid Discovery

Here, I’m pointing the visitors to the actual post for Earth Day, right here on the Wayne Smallman website. StumbleUpon is a very different proposition to Facebook Ads. First of all, it’s much cheaper. Secondly, if my post proves interesting, the paid aspect will be overtaken by the Stumblers liking my post, which will drive a natural flow of visits from other likeminded Stumblers. That’s the idea, anyway.

Goodreads Self-Serve Advertising

On the 25th, took out two adverts with Goodreads via their Self-Serve Advertising. After some investigation and a little thinking, this seemed the logical option.

Goodreads is an intended destination of the marketing effort, along with Amazon, where I request that reader share what it is they’re reading and write a review. So it is logical to skip one step (slightly) by taking out adverts on Goodreads, where the members are already conversant with the idea of sharing what it is they’re reading.

This process of sharing is, in itself, a kind of word-of-mouth marketing. And if the reader is so compelled, they may write a review. Should the review or the act of sharing prove compelling, or the member be sufficiently influential, my books would benefit.

Add finally…

There are several incidental but nevertheless very important details worth mentioning at this point, that could have a major impact on the outcome of my experiments. Firstly, I am now the proud owner of 10 ISBNs, one of which has already been assigned to Earth Day.

Also, I’ve recently made a number of changes to the back matter of Earth Day (and Lucidity), so that they include an appeal to the reader, asking of them — should they have enjoyed reading either of the aforementioned — to share their thoughts on Goodreads and / or write a favourable review on Amazon.

Let the games commence!

A breakthrough with Smashwords

I may have finally whipped Earth Day (a sci-fi novella) and Lucidity into shape, ready for “Premium” status qualification on Smashwords.

But what’s most annoying about Smashwords — and most other publishers, for that matter — is the disperate formats and how they somehow expect the authors / publishers to homogenise their works to meet the criteria of each and everyone of them, with just the one manuscript.

Why not PDF? As a designer with a background in print, I just cannot for the life of me understand why we have ePub and Kindle formats when PDF is there, staring them, us and everyone else in the face!

Anyway, I’m nearly there…

Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

While not exactly the kind of novel I imagine myself reading, Ready Player One by Ernest Cline is an exploratory exercise, if nothing else. An although not a great novel, the story is compelling, which I suspect to be because it mirrors some of my own experiences, being a child of the seventies, growing up in the eighties.

Which brings me to a question — which demographic is Cline targeting with Ready Player One? I ask this, because the general style is, at times, lowering the bar, as it were, customary of young adult fiction. Yet, the eighties themes are delivered as more of an in joke, only truly accessible to people like myself, who clearly don’t qualify as young adults anymore. Sadly. But I digress.

While the dystopian themes are entirely as one would expect, I must give credit to Cline for making the effort to use the social problems resultant from the imagined (and entirely feasible) energy crisis as a reason for why the OASIS is so wildly a popular means of escapism. Many times, such effort isn’t made, like in the movie Surrogates, for example, which expects the viewer to believe everyone on Earth has a surrogate, which is just preposterous.

However, there is at least one instance where Cline does allow himself to make a boldly ambitious statement, which made me wince, “The OASIS would ultimately change the way people around the world lived, worked and communicated.” At this point, I was sucking through my teeth like a car mechanic staring at an antique engine, shaking my head, “It would transform entertainment, social networking, and even global politics.” So, that’s everything, then?

Few things have ever attained such ubiquity, and even then, they took an appreciable amount of time, the telephone being one obvious example, and even then, it isn’t an omnipresent object of technology.

Read Player One is an exceptionally slow starter, that’s for sure — almost half way in before things start to heat up. However, it’s also at the half way stage when things really sagged, and quite dramatically, too. I estimate almost a fifth of the story drifts into literary purgatory.

I attribute this prolonged sag — and others — to the fact that Cline often became mired in painfully detailed explanations, most of which either simply weren’t necessary, or were annoyingly and tediously repetitious.

An example Cline’s inclination to repetition would be Wade wondering about the authenticity of an Avatar’s gender, name, physique, et cetera, “We didn’t know his real name, or even if ‘he’ was really a man.” Or “In the OASIS, you could become whomever and whatever you wanted to be.” And musing about such things for several pages.

At times, I felt like I was reading Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, which is a book remarkable only for its exhaustive and endless repetition of drudgery in pedantic detail. A book, I abandoned for the sake of my own sanity, never mind that of the principle character.

So when we didn’t want the minutia of daily life, or to suffer vicariously (though for all the wrong reasons) the pain of unrequited teenage love, the bleakness of the real world, the endless explanations of various computer actions being performed, we got it. Again, and again and again. But when we needed to know how Wade sabotaged the security camera equipment while interned as an indentured employee of IOI, Cline just breezed through, skipping over the details, “But thanks to some sabotage I’d performed earlier in the week, the security cameras … were no longer performing their assigned tasks.” What?

So what kept me going? Playing along, as it were. Despite the cripplingly voluble Wade, hidden within the story — much like Halliday’s fabled easter egg — was a compelling story, and some very funny dialogue. Okay, no major twists. And the way Cline dealt with the characters, in so far as revealing them in layers as the novel wore on, was sincere, respectful and heartening.

We’re all flawed in our own ways, but we don’t need to describe ourselves that way, or be reminded of the fact. However, that’s not the message. Cline is clearly sending a different message, one where he’s encouraging people not to get hung up about themselves, or their appearance, or hide behind anonymity. Cliche? Of course! But it’s also true.

Ready Player One is the Hell Fire of novels — at times entertaining, but mostly a lot of hard work, which I give three out of five.